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Stunner: R&A Moves British Open to Milwaukee

IN AN UNPRECEDENTED ACTION by The Royal and Ancient Golf Club, the British Open will be contested this week in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Speaking on the condition of anonymity, an R&A official told ARMCHAIR GOLF why the world’s oldest golf championship w…

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Asterisk Weighs in on Tiger’s ‘Major’ Absence

Asterisk, looking fit as ever.AS USUAL, ASTERISK WAS MINDING its own punctuation business when stories recently broke suggesting winners of upcoming golf majors may deserve Asterisk by their names because of the absence of Tiger Woods.“I’ve been do…

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Golf Photographer Sets Off Apology Chain Reaction

A SIMPLE APOLOGY from a golf photographer to Tiger Woods for snapping a photo before impact has been pinpointed as the cause of an onslaught of apologies sweeping the golf world.The exact order is uncertain, but sources seem to agree that an apology fr…

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Q&A: Tiger’s Left Knee Discusses ACL Surgery

(Pocketwiley/Flickr)IN A BRIEF INTERVIEW, Tiger’s Left Knee updated ARMCHAIR GOLF after Tiger’s ACL surgery performed on Tuesday.Q: Thanks for talking to me again.LEFT KNEE: Sure, no problem.Q: First of all, is there anything you would like to say …

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Tiger’s Left Knee Speaks on U.S. Open Prep

Tiger’s Left Knee at the 2007 Masters.(Pocketwiley/Flickr)ARMCHAIR GOLF recently caught up with Tiger’s Left Knee during a break between practice sessions.Q: In Monday’s conference call, Tiger said, “I feel like I’m getting there. Hopefully, it’l…

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PGA Tour Considering New Slogan

ACCORDING TO SOURCES, the PGA Tour is close to launching a new slogan and accompanying advertising campaign to replace the longstanding, “These guys are good.”“The current slogan has served us well,” a Tour insider said on condition of anonymit…

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Q&A: Tiger’s Left Knee Carries Weight of Golf World

Tiger’s Left Knee in action. (Honeyfield/Flickr)IN A RARE AND REVEALING INTERVIEW, Tiger Woods’ Left Knee told ARMCHAIR GOLF about its recovery from a third surgery and the multiple pressures that come with supporting the world’s greatest golfer. Q: …

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Paul Goydos to Become Tour’s First Personality Coach

ACCORDING TO SOURCES, Paul Goydos, the affable journeyman who finished second to Sergio Garcia at The Players Championship, will offer individualized instruction to PGA Tour players to help them develop and enhance their personalities.Many golf observe…

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Ochoa to Chair Sorenstam Retirement Party Committee

Lorena runs a few retirement party ideas by Annika.(Gottwald/Flickr)ACCORDING TO SOURCES, Lorena Ochoa, despite a heavy on- and off-course schedule, will oversee the retirement party of Annika Sorenstam. The news comes on the heels of yesterday’s blo…

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