Since its inception in 1962, Wal-mart’s slogan has never changed. The phrase, Everyday Low Prices was to follow the aggressive Wal-Mart logo everywhere it was printed. That was until a short time ago when Wal-Mart sacrificed their current logo for some…
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November 9th, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
Captions and Captures - Ricky Barnes
November 9th, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
MAKING A COMEBACK: Ricky Barnes finished 25th on the Nationwide Tour money list and will be playing on the PGA Tour in 09′. He picked up a contract with Zubaz in the process.
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November 9th, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
A hack is not complete without a fine set of Castle Bay iron covers. These covers are made of the finest molded rubber, and feature tight squeeze openings to leave you struggling and annoyed all round long. The top of the line covers feature a string t…
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November 2nd, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
WEARING THE ORANGE: A drunk and disheveled John Daly actually showing more cleavage than this Hooters model in his Mug shot with the Forsythe County SheriffDrunken John Daly Jailed Following Hooters IncidentGolfer ‘extremely intoxicated anduncooperativ…
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November 2nd, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
The Green Blazer is not the first to point out the similarities in the faces of Zack Johnson and Joaquin Phoenix; however, in light Joaquin’s retirement news, G Blaze thought this would be a good time for Golfer/Celebrity Look-alikes 9
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October 26th, 2008 — , Scotty Cameron, Titleist from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
A detailed look into Scotty Cameron’s exotic putter monopolyThe Green Blazer sits in his den with and glass of port, the blue smoke from his tightly rolled billy dancing in the yellow light. He is pondering a question …How many people are ebaying “Sc…
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October 19th, 2008 — , Ping, Ryan Moore from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
Ryan Moore, one of a few true bros on tour (complete with long shaggy hair and facial scruff,) felt right at home this week at a tournament hosted by god among bros Justin Timberlake. Moore is best known by bros for popularizing what is known as the ca…
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For $100, it must be Moore than just a hat
October 19th, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
Ryan Moore, one of a few true bros on tour (complete with long shaggy hair and facial scruff,) felt right at home this week at a tournament hosted by god among bros Justin Timberlake. Moore is best known by bros for popularizing what is known as the ca…
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You know the course is a dump when…
October 19th, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
They threaten removal for stealing or playing with range ballsThanks to GB Corps member John Stone who sent us this pic
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October 12th, 2008 — , Dodgers, MLB, Michael Jordan, Phillies, Tiger Woods, playoffs from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
We’ve all heard tales about the incessant ball busting between Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan. They’re friends, but use every opportunity to zing one another in an effort to validate their most dominating athlete label. Upon hearing the jaw-dropping ne…
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Phil’s looming career as an actor
October 12th, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
Phil Mickelson had a role in tonight’s episode of the HBO hit show Entourage, as “freakishly tall golfing partner.” Phil’s weight-loss strategy for the role was to simply elongate himself, thereby distributing his weight more evenly throughout his colo…
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October 12th, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
This glorious speak of the week submitted to us by Blazercorps member Chris.”For most golf pros, especially the golf “proseph;” (golf pro who is also a broseph,) by the time you’re on your eleventh straight day of 5 a.m. shifts out there it can get old…
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October 6th, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
Racist DHL golf commercialThis new DHL commercial that takes place out on a golf course has been getting quite a bit of play during the MLB playoffs on TBS. The Green Blazer was able to get a hidden tape of the marketing meeting where this donkey was h…
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October 5th, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
Now only 7 to choose fromTaylorMade has decided to get stingy with their driver line in 2009. Currently they offer 12 different models, but will soon be scaling back to a meager, yet lucky, seven. The nerds at GolfWRX have not responded well to this ne…
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October 5th, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
Now only 7 to choose fromTaylorMade has decided to get stingy with their driver line in 2009. Currently they offer 12 different models, but will soon be scaling back to a meager, yet lucky, seven. The nerds at GolfWRX have not responded well to this ne…
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October 5th, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
Next time your playing partner shoves one out to the right (and he’s not raging pissed about it), call out, “Paging Dr. Wayright.” 60% of the time this one works … Everytime.OTHER FAKE DOCTORS: They are not doctors, but they play one on TV
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October 5th, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
Next time your playing partner shoves one out to the right (and he’s not raging pissed about it), call out, “Paging Dr. Wayright.” 60% of the time this one works … Everytime.OTHER FAKE DOCTORS: They are not doctors, but they play one on TV
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October 5th, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
You know the course is a dump when … There is a sign keeping hacks, armed with 30′ long ball retrievers, from cleaning out the Pinnacle infested ponds.
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September 28th, 2008 — , Breasts, Man Boobs, Phil Mickelson from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
The 2008 season on the PGA Tour is now over. Given he has the motivation, Phil Mickelson will most certainly resume his rigorous training regime that started in the off-season 2007. Mickelson’s body went through quite the transformation since the days …
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Product Review: Rangefinders, it’s best to get your gunz
September 28th, 2008 — , Range Finder, Rangefinders, Sky Caddie, SkyCaddie, bushnell, golf gps, laserlink from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
The Blazer has got a piece of advice to anyone in the market for a rangefinder (who isn’t a complete hack): Get Your Gunz!SKYCADDIE FEATURES:+/- 15 yards - Although they say +/- 1 yard, two people with the same device standing on the same spot, often g…
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No Smoking on Greens
September 28th, 2008 — , Golf, Marijuana, greens from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
While seducing a young filly on the mini golf course, the Blazer stumbled across this sign that gave us good laugh. Due to the rules of the facility, we had to wait until we got back in the blazermobile to smoke on the greens …
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September 21st, 2008 — , Crotch, Grab, Raymond Floyd, Ryder Cup from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
Boo Weekley eloquently described the feeling the players had prior to teeing off for the Ryder Cup singles matches on Sunday afternoon:”I feel like a dog that somebody done stuck a needle to and it juiced me up like I been runnin around a greyhound tra…
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Henrick Stevenson … Stevens
September 21st, 2008 — , Henrick Stenson, Ryder Cup, mispronouce, name from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
Bush isn’t the only president who makes a fool of himself when speaking. Former PGA of America President M.G. Orender embarrassed himself and the PGA when he brutally mispronounced Henrick Stenson’s name prior to the afternoon match on Saturday. A form…
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September 21st, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
G Blaze would like to thank Green Blazer Corps member Jake for sending us this pic that gave birth to a new segment: You know the course is a dump when … There is a permanently installed mat in the drop area.IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Other good indicato…
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September 14th, 2008 — , Duke, Giuliani, Golf, Tiger Woods from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
Andrew Giuliani was lucky enough to be paired with Tiger Woods at the 2001 Buick Classic Pro Am. He was also lucky enough to get a spot on Duke’s golf team. Now it is time for him to quit being a little b*tch and hang up the spikes already.This week Du…
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September 14th, 2008 — , Bush, Dog Pisser Lie, Golf, Slang from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
Speak of the Week - The next time one of your playing partners finds himself in a similar situation to the one below, tell him that’s a nice dog pisser lie he’s got there.CLASSIC DOG PISSER LIEWHY AREN’T DOGS ALLOWED IN THE WHITE HOUSE? BECAUSE THEY MI…
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September 14th, 2008 — , Alice Cooper, Alice in Wonderland, Golf, Nice putt alice, Slang from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
The Green Blazer wants to deliver a strong message to any hack who still uses the following phrases:”Nice Putt Alice”"Did it get caught in your skirt?”"Does your husband play golf too?”"You hit it with your purse”These phrases are no longer funny. They…
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September 14th, 2008 — , Bill Murray, Carl Spackler, Chevie Chase, Golf, Marijuana, Ty Webb, Weed, golf magazine from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
In the October edition of Golf Magazine, Dr. Joe Parent says that happiness on the course is the key to lower golf scores — much lower.We are hoping that Parent’s article provides some evidence of what a certain population of weed smoking golf caddies…
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September 14th, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
The next time one of your playing partners finds himself in a similar situation to the one below, tell him that’s a nice dog pisser lie he’s got there.CLASSIC DOG PISSER LIEWHY AREN’T DOGS ALLOWED IN THE WHITE HOUSE? BECAUSE THEY MIGHT PISS ON THE BUSH…
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September 7th, 2008 — , Colin Montgomerie, Golf, Golf slang, Ryder Cup from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
Ryder Cup picks have Monty making his ‘O’ faceThis year will mark the first year since 1989 that the Ryder Cup will be played without Colin Montgomerie. Monty and his lofty fade have produced a 20-9-7 lifetime Ryder Cup record, which is impressive to …
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September 7th, 2008 — , autumn, summer from The Green Blazer @ Senior Golf Moment
The days are getting shorter and the evenings cooler. Late afternoon golf leagues are finishing up, a sure sign that summer is over! Our mixed couples league ended the season with our annual Fun Night and climaxed with the Awards Banquet. My husband is…
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August 31st, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
The Bryants aren’t hiding their stashMike Weir may have gotten rid of his beard for this week’s Deutsche Bank Championship, but the Bryants will be damned if they’re getting rid of their mustaches … Ever.DICKSWEEPERS FOR LIFE: Officers Bart (left) an…
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August 25th, 2008 — , golf rules golf books from The Green Blazer @ Senior Golf Moment
I don’t know if other sports have as many rules as we find for golf, but I doubt if they seem as convoluted to amateurs as the USGA Rules of Golf. One would think that every possible condition has been taken into consideration and ruled upon! Whether y…
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August 24th, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
Dougherty is dropping birdiesWhile he was definitely gunning for birdies during an opening round 62 at the Barclays this week, Hunter Mahan wasn’t the only hunter playing golf on Thursday. Englishman Nick Dougherty got a favorable kick off a seagull of…
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August 18th, 2008 — , USGA, clean and place, lift, wet conditions, winter rules from The Green Blazer @ Senior Golf Moment
Since my “Waterlogged” posting, I have received some advice on playing in wet conditions from Vince Polich of Kissimmee, Florida. He suggests that the lift, clean and place (or drop) rules would probably apply.The USGA rule 25-1 is as follows:b. Relief…
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August 17th, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
We’d like to start it off this week by showing ’nuff respect to Wen-Tang Lin. We know he’s gon’ keep it real in his defense this week at the Brunei Open. Feel free to join in if you know this one.Wen be tossin’ and bossin’, his style is awesome. He’s c…
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August 13th, 2008 — , Derry, NH, RI, Westerly, Winnapaug Golf, wet conditions from The Green Blazer @ Senior Golf Moment
It’s been very difficult getting a round of golf in this summer, here in the Northeast, without getting soaked! Record breaking rainfall has turned the fairways to mush and hindered mowing on some courses to the point where you might as well be hitting…
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August 10th, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
This week the Blazer Corps sets it off with a few captures and captions from The PGA Championship. (Or simply, The Championship, as we think it should be called.)Chuckie Wi SticksSTINK EYE: Charles Wi, (or Chuckie Wi Sticks as we like to call him), rev…
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August 5th, 2008 — , GSGA, Grand Strand Golf Association, Myrtle Beach from The Green Blazer @ Senior Golf Moment
Whether you are visiting Myrtle Beach for a few days or spending the winter, you can save up to $50.00 per round by becoming a member of the Grand Strand Golf Association. Membership costs only $49.00 a year and entitles you and up to three guests to g…
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August 2nd, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
David Duval: Smack Dab in the middle of a good ‘ol fashioned catfightOuch! Duval talks shit, gets punked by a girlMichelle Wie played host to a good ol’ fashioned catfight in the days prior to the Reno-Tahoe Open this week. By skipping the Women’s Brit…
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July 30th, 2008 — , LPGA, LPGA British Open from The Green Blazer @ Senior Golf Moment
If you want to catch the LPGA British Open, you have only a seven and a half hour window to do so. That’s the total amount of television coverage alotted to it in the U.S. It will be shown on TNT from 10:00 - 11:59 AM ET on Thursday and Friday, 1:30 - …
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July 29th, 2008 — , porta-potties, restrooms from The Green Blazer @ Senior Golf Moment
They tell you to drink lots of liquids on the golf course. The drinks cart comes around every few holes with ice cold beer, water and soft drinks. Unfortunately, there are too few restrooms to be found nestled among the trees. Maybe they should have a …
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July 28th, 2008 — , golf jokes from The Green Blazer @ Senior Golf Moment
This was just sent to me by e-mail. I don’t know where it originated from, but it says it all!Golf What It All MeansThe term “mulligan” is really a contraction of the phrase “maul it again.”A “gimme” can best be defined as an agreement between two golf…
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July 27th, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
The Blazer was considering debuting a new segment this week entitled “Thursday Review,” when it occured to him that between Movie Monday, Tabloid Tuesday, and Satire Saturday, all these weekly promises were getting quite hard to keep.So starting this w…
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July 22nd, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
What’s in a name? When Dick Johnson won a Nationwide tour event last year we really didn’t think much of it. But now that another Dick Johnson has won on the PGA Tour, we’re starting to think there’s a certain prowess that comes with bearing such an a…
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What Wrist Injury?
July 21st, 2008 — , British Open, Harrington, Norman from The Green Blazer @ Senior Golf Moment
Padraig Harrington wasn’t playing like he had a wrist injury! He fooled a number of us and pulled off his astounding back to back win at the British Open showing no signs of distress! Maybe that’s what it takes to win a major this year! Play through th…
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July 17th, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
OK, I’LL GO WITH SERGIO
July 16th, 2008 — , British Open, Royal Birkdale Golf Club, Sergio, tiger from The Green Blazer @ Senior Golf Moment
What to do, what to do! With no Tiger playing in the British Open this year, I haven’t been looking forward to watching it as much I usually do. I know it will still be great golf and I know that there will be a lot of drama, but I’m used to having a f…
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July 13th, 2008 — , gas prices from The Green Blazer @ Senior Golf Moment
A number of people have told me lately that the cost of gas is having an effect on the amount of time they are spending at the golf course! Is this something that is happening nationwide? If so, it is not entirely surprising. When people are having a h…
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July 12th, 2008 — from The Green Blazer @ The Green Blazer, Superhero Columnist of Golf
Callaway Uses Fusion Technology to Create New Term Sets standard for other equipment companiesIn their greatest achievement since shocking the world with Big Bertha, Callaway’s marketing team used their esteemed Fusion Technology to create a phrase tha…
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