Entries from September 2005 ↓

Fantasy Golf

Hey, you guys at the networks, can you hear the snoring? Your golf coverage plays to rooms full of people in the fetal position — dead asleep. We TiVo golf and watch the reruns at night — it keeps us off sleeping pills. Five minutes of Ian Baker-F…

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See that long red thing? It’s my tongue hanging ou…

See that long red thing? It’s my tongue hanging out like a golden retriever’s after chasing pheasants. I just finished playing in a death march — a five hour round behind a clown who sprayed balls through 18 neighborhoods and three municipalities. He …

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